Jobs report

Jobs report is suppose to silence worries on our economy. Frankly, we do not think so. After all, it is a strange world we are in. Hey, we could be moving into a massive recession. That is what happens when you move your industry over seas. Yo, we need to put more industrial machinery in our diet, but what do you see?

rules

Frankly, the rules which pesky politicians use to govern us. Have to do with raising more revenue. Most people will agree. They are not pulled outta thin air.

power

I wonder why people have such a fixation on power. Hey, we need to be more humble, not less so. They say that less is more. Well, we say that less is less and more is more.

science

People believe that a usable time machine would be similar to those seen in science fiction time travel movies. Actually, those films are long on fiction and short on science. Just look at an airplane and you will see that we fly using a jet engine. Fact is, we do not flap our wings. This is something we should indeed keep in mind if we do hope to make some progress.

malls

Oh yes, the malls are taking a beating in our economic nausea. Retailers are closing more stores and people wanna throw up. Fellows, things just keep on goin' max worse. Maybe, you see a light at the end of the tunnel, but to me it seems light an on coming freight train that is barreling toward us.

see us

Friends, how do aliens see us? OK, so this is what I have heard, but we cannot be sure. Basically, it is like a loud raucous carnival with lots of flashing lights and noise. Hey, we do say raucous. Certainly, the opposite would be a peaceful mountain lake that is so serene. Well, we can sure agree. Also, I have heard that we are viewed as being a cold misery. Remember that our planet has a polar ice cap. Let me add, there is a blast of arctic cold air coming.

apple earnings

Expect a decrease in apple earnings. Just how low can it go? Sales of phones might decline year after year. They are simply too expensive. Folks, we are heading into a deep depression or recession. Most people wanna save some coins. Hey, this chaotic event should not even surprise us.

sears

People have been predicting the end of sears. Actually, that has been going on... like so many years. Well, we do say that that fateful day nears. Hey, just open your eyes. Look at all those empty parking spaces. Exactly what does that even tell us.


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dark days

Folks, dark days are ahead for us. Yeah, that is what we see. Just remember to keep both of your eyes open.

rings

I wonder why people wear rings. There after all must be a reason. Well, we are not so use on... like what it is.

panning

Look at this guy. He found a gold nugget while panning. That is luck we tell you. After all, there is a lot of mud in a river.

new sunrise

I love to see a new sunrise. Yeah, it is like the very beginning of a new era. Well, the analog age is no more. Please make way... for the digital era.

Dow

Dow hits the low of the year. 2018 has been a pain. Hey, we will face a lot more economic woe. Expect trouble next year. That is what we fear, as a new recession is so near.

Peacocks

Peacocks are suppose to be proud in some ways. They strut like a land owner. Still, we do admire their own appearance.

Boston

Boston has race issues.  I do hope that things can improve. People need to work together to better our universe.

Artificial intelligence

Artificial intelligence could end traffic jams. Self diving cars are the future for us. Plain and simple, there will be fewer automobile accidents than allowing humans to drive our cars. Hey, the future is so near. Robots could take over... that is what we fear, but let us hope that they continue to require our services. Otherwise, we might serve no purpose.

slaves

Most of are clothes are made by slaves it seems. Most of us would not agree. They would clam that the answer is no. However, we need to know what is going on.

not so smart phones

Actually, not so smart phones are rather dumb in my own opinion. Hey, that is what we can say. Funny how they are so expensive. Still, here we now are.

NYC

NYC is full of crime. People need to exercise more care. Expect to see families moving away. This is what we see.

Fountains

Fountains bring us joy. I do not understand what the reason is. Perhaps, the sound does calm us. Yeah, it is so serene.

Christmas decor

Christmas decor is amazing. Here is some.

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visions

Prophets have some visions. It is of a better future for us. However, that could be many years away. Look at what is going on.

trade war

Stock market plunged for many reasons. Here is just one woe. People do fear a trade war. China is getting mean. Ah yes, there are many other concerns. However, this might indeed be the main one.

worrisome

Plunge in new home sales is worrisome. Friends, we might see a bit of a slow down in our once prosperous economy. Well, we do hope that we do not get a massive recession. Oh yes, things can get even worse.

Oklahoma

Oklahoma has a supreme court case. Perhaps, this will mean amazing changes that are major. Let us hope that we can see um JUSTICE in our supremes.

nagware

I do not enjoy nagware. Those programs can lock up our screens. Also, they keep on asking me for more money. Yeah, so called FREE softwares can be a pain. Please don't get me started on the topic of being annoying. OK, so some believe it is a virus. Well, those are known as rogue programs. My reference is to plain ordinary common nagware.

near an ocean

Most of us enjoy living near an ocean. Ah yes, it is so soothing to hear the crashing of many waves. Do add that we like the salty warm air.

Antarctica

Scientists do tell us that we are losing Antarctica as well as our northern polar ice cap. Frankly, we do not believe everything that we hear from our men in science. Yeah, we remember that at one time, they did tell us about the friendly atom and how we would have in the future some Plutonium powered cars. Oh wow, that is so funny as we do not see any.

global warming

Scientists claim we are having more global warming. Also, that this will lead to stronger storms in coming years. Hey, we are not so sure.

Bicycles

Bicycles are better than walking, but a lot slower than a car. Also, you are all sweaty when you finally arrive. Hey, it is great to have an electric bike as it is the best of both worlds in one piece.

Tesla

Tesla magic is wearing away. Hey, we are talking about the car. Yeah, it is not the man. Strange world we are in.

Facebook

Facebook is on pace... like for the biggest stock loss ever. History is being made right before us. Colleagues, please do open your eyes. People's faith in the stock market is being shattered right now. Well, that should not surprise us in any way. After all, we saw that Facebook was acting as an impromptu censor. Yo, we believe in freedom of expression. Namely, it is not just freedom of the press. Best that we stay aware.

China moves

China moves to support its sputtering economy. They want to restart their engine. Just look at our own anemic economy. Folks, we got a lot of major malls closing down and retail stores boarding up. Expect things to get even worse. After all, it is bad all over. Yeah, we think that the whole world is in an economic crisis. Don't know when we will get out of this sour patch if ever.

grand solar minimum

Fewer sunspots are appearing. Yeah, we got some trouble with our sun. It is headed into a grand solar minimum. Expect to see a mini ice age. Well, that is some sour news. However, we are glad that there is no warming.

strange world

It is certainly a strange world that we are in. Life has so much that is nice. Still, we must indeed push on. Boats are moved by the tides, as well as wind and waves.

Flowers

Flowers bring us joy. That is what we see. After all, they are not here all year. Most pop up in spring. It is a great time for us. Winter is too cold and there is snow. Hey, we do like it, when it is so warm.

Venezuela's inflation

Venezuela has 1 million percent, inflation IMF says. This is scary. It does remind me of weimar germany. Maybe we are wrong. Let us hope so.

Seattle

Seattle bans plastic straws. They say it is bad for our oceans. Birds often eat plastic and it can destroy me. Well, we shall soon see.

Who are we?

Question for you. Who are we? Do not expect an easy answer. Frankly, we are not so sure. People come in all different shapes, colors, and sizes. Admittedly, we might not have a great measure... to tell what a human being is.

caught on camera

He was caught on camera. A worker pumps slurry into the Chicago river. Maybe it was not sediment, but rather instead some sewage. Yeah, that is so worrisome. Do wish we had some pics. Let us continue to carry cameras.

IHOP

IHOP is no more. Ah yes, ihob is the new name. International house of burgers (EEK) will still sell pancakes, but we feel sad over our company. Why destroy your identity to promote a new menu? Frankly, it makes zero sense. People have indeed told me that using common sense is rare. Certainly, it is not so common. Let that be a lesson to all of us.

1703 AD

1703 AD is when England was struck by its worst storm ever. Well, in recorded history anyway. This period is often called the mini ice age. Yeah, there was a lot of ice. Certainly, that is not so nice. Still, the people did have some perseverance. Bro, we must carry on.

TIME

I've said it often and I say it again. TIME is not a friend, but an enemy. Look at all it takes away. Yeah, we are talking about our looks and our energy. Instead, we are left with a burnt out shell for our body all because of a-damned and eve. Sadly, they ate of the tree of knowledge of good and evil, but if they had eaten of the tree of life, they would be alive - right now.

Bit coin

Bit coin is amazing. People were predicting it would go up. However, it continues to fall some more. Yeah, that should never surprise us. Get rich click is not a valid scenario. I do not trust the bit coin.

salad emoji

Here is very important news - NOT!

Google changes the salad emoji. They did remove an egg. OK, so this move is to be friendly to vegans. Hey, we see that vegetarians can eat eggs. However, that is not the case in vegans. After all, they cannot use any animal products or services.

blue

Yo, we wonder if this fish ever feels a bit blue? That is a joke of course. Still, all tones do have an effect on us. Hey, it is best that we are surrounded by colors that are warm. Maybe that is our case. OK, so as for me... there are times that I like colors that make me feel so cool and calm and serene.

old age

Most of us do not want to become old and want to stay forever young. Well, that is not how we play our game. Oh yes, old age creeps up on us. It is as silent as the green moss grows. However, it does rob us of our energy. After a while, all that is left is a mere shell of a man.

all in the cards

They say it is all in the cards, and this might be so. However, we are not so sure. Why is there a red card and a yellow card, but no orange? Strange world we are in.

Who owns our moon?

Who owns our moon. Lady sues NASA so they won't take her moon dust away. It was from Neil Armstrong she says. Hey folks, we cannot make this stuff up. This story is just too crazy.

What future?

What future? That is how we feel now. People ask us to do more. However, we get a cut in pay. Always, things go even worse. Hey, this is the end of retail and we do not feel fine because the jobs are gone.

Robots

Robots are here to replace us. They do not get tired ever. Also, they do not receive pay. Please do wake up.

Big Ben

Big Ben in London can make me think about time travel for some eerie reason. Hey, we are not sure on what that even is. Well, it certainly was in the time machine movie. I am not talking about the modern one. Like it was in the 60's version. Fellows, this clock is so iconic. Do wish they would fix it soon. Yeah, they need to hurry up.

poor

Half of US families are poor. They cannot afford food or rent now. Oh wow, even the basics are too expensive. Folks, we are in a serious economic crisis. Blame the steadily declining wages. Just look around you at how enormous companies are out sourcing. Yeah, that factor has many serious consequences... for all of us.

Flying taxi

Flying taxi boss at Uber is gone. Jeff Holden is no more. Sadly, I was hoping that they would attain success. After all, my dream was a sky full of flying cars. Well, just look at Uber now. Basically, they wish to become a more down to earth company. Yeah, those high flying dreams are near over.

blue

Feeling a bit blue, are we? Maybe it is our season. Also, it could be the ongoing economic crisis. Wish there really was a recovery. That would be so great for us. However, it feels like we are still stuck in a massive recession. Depression might have more precision. Yeah, that is how we feel in a way.

tunnel

Often we ask about where we are going. It feels like we are in a tunnel with no escape. Well, that could be just me.

Goats

Goats are banned from being used as an emotional support animal now. Hey, that fact is not so nice. Just what is going on? Horses often use a goat as an emotional support animal because they can calm them down before a big race.

raw eggs

Salmonella was found in raw eggs. 35 people are sick and the recall is massive. Personally, I believe that we should cook most food to prevent contamination with germs. This reminds me of a shellfish scare. It certainly is not safe to eat eggs raw. OK, so we need to get our restaurants to improve. Hygiene is a virtue that is lost on many. Best strategy is to use high heat to sanitize the food we consume.

evening

It is fun to walk around in the evening. However, we want to be in a safe area. That would mean well illuminated sidewalks with lots of shoppers milling about and things to see.

Bullying

Bullying in schools is serious. Often teachers will plead ignorance. They prefer to look the other way. Hey, that way the principal will not fire em. Folks, this is no game. Kids are often scared for life due to their tragic experiences. Let us work hard to stop the big bully and kick out teachers that let him operate with no consequences. Yeah, a better world can indeed await us.

science

There is no balance in our universe. Actually, this is an important question in science. Basically, the lack of symmetry does puzzle us. Hey, it is after all a certain symmetry that creates balance, harmony, enchantment, and beauty even.

future

I believe that in the future, bicycles will be common. Well, we could indeed be wrong. However, this is not what we see.

flowers

Maybe and how that flowers bring us joy. The all powerful one has made life a lot more pleasant with an artistry and beautiful scenery. Let us worship the creator of the entire universe.

Oh deer

Oh deer, the fairy forest is so nice. Still, we are not welcome for some reason. Just wish we could live there perm. Also, we wish it was near. Tragically, that is not our case.

drake

This drake looks angry. I do wonder why this is so. Maybe he had a a day that was sad, but we cannot be sure. Perhaps, he was looking for some worms. However, he did not find any.

eerie universe

My friends... certainly, we are in an eerie universe. It really is hard to ponder on why this is. Maybe, the truth is stranger than fiction -yes. Hey, we propose... that is is something beyond we can even imagine. Chew on that one.

robot dogs

Yo, robot dogs are scary. However, they can open a door for you. Truthfully, I do prefer to see an organic version. Well, maybe... that is just me. Like, who can say?

osprey

Look at this osprey. His catch is a fish and quite a nice dish, or so we see. Just hope that the meal does not contain a lot of mercury.

Facebook

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has decided to testify before Congress about his own company's user crisis. Ah yes, the plot thickens as we see. Mark must calm investor fears or we see a game over.

Dow surges

Dow surges 669 points as trade war eases. Right now stocks soar. Hey, this is awesome news. Glad that we are finally seeing gains. Perhaps, we can avert a coming economic war.

more rain

Hey, we are getting more rain. That should not surprise us. Still, we are in March and April has yet to come. Look on the bright side of the coin. At least it is not snowing.

Stephen Hawkings

Stephen Hawkings is gone. He was a renown man in science. There are so many sorrows. Still, he did not believe in God and did not accept Jesus as a savior.

moon

Scientists are planning bases on our moon. Honestly, this is awesome news. That said, I do not think we will have any soon. After all, it is quite expensive... to go to our moon.

Greg Greeley

Greg Greeley used to be the head of amazon prime. He has a new job and it is to keep Airbnb Homes running. Well, the new one is easier.

Baby eels

Baby eels are very expensive. In fact, they are one of the most costly food there is. Hey, I ate some years ago. They taste like fishy crisps. Not that great and certainly not worth your money.

KFC

KFC has a shortage of gravy. Hey, we are not making this story up. It is just too crazy. After all, we do love the colonel, but he might have a few screws missing.

strange world

It is a strange world that we are in. Need we wonder at what is going to occur. Perhaps, this needs saying, but I feel it is a bit um eerie.