gas prices

Expect to see... like higher gas prices. ⛽ Most of us will experience some pump pain. Well, that is what we see. Do believe that our world is in an economic crisis.

serene

Being in a forest is so serene. Ah yes, the city is full of noise. I do wonder where this track will take us. Hey, it seem so nice. Let us start an amazing voyage.

flood water

This just in. Oh yes, floodwaters go uphill and defy gravity wow. Like we do believe that this is some insane news.

Nature

Nature is awesome. It does take our breath away. Well, that is my own opinion. Just who can say? Let us start our voyage... into an infinite enormous universe.

plant trees

Perchance we could plant trees to reduce the amount of carbon dioxide in our air. Yeah, it would even increase our oxygen. However, our politicians are totally against ideas that make some sense.

yield curve inversion

Stocks could be on borrowed time due to a yield curve inversion. Frankly, this event does not surprise me. Please do not blame our on going currency war. Yeah, that is just a side show to our main movie.

recession

Analysts fear a recession. Markets plunge as fear surges. Expect the usual excuses. Hey we need to produce more. Also, we should reduce the amount of goods that we consume.

narnia

I do wonder about the meaning of the lamp in narnia. Oh wow, it was as an emporium in a movie. Do think it was strange in a way. Not sure on a reason.

NYC

NYC finally did restore power. Well, that is great news. Do hope that things can improve. Hey, we fear a massive recession. Like that could affect wall street soon. It might plunge us into a severe economic crisis.

free internet

The end of the free internet is near. John Titor did warn us. He often did speak about a coming rights erosion. Yeah, this is gonna occur. People are being told to shut up. Instead, they should, in fact, wake up.

conscious?

Botanists say that plants are not conscious.  However, we really do not agree. Do listen to me. They are attracted to light and can respond to minor injury. Maybe, our science is wrong. Perhaps, they are in a persistent vegetative state - yes.

baby boomers

Like wow, baby boomers are doing well in our new gig economy. Yo, we did not see that one coming. Best that we keep our eyes open.

Democracies wane

Democracies wane. OK, so  ‘authoritarian capitalism’ rises. Just look at all the jobs going over seas. Often, the new workers a little more than slaves making far less than our minimum wage. Fellows, we do need to speak up.

3D

3D glasses were popular in the 50's, but they went away. OK, so they are back again. Frankly, we do not know what the appeal is. After all, they do seem... like a bit cumbersome, but maybe that is just me.

Nashville

Nashville pays people to move out of flood zones. That is nice news. Always we fear when it starts to rain. This has been an interesting year. Do hope that things get better for us. Hey we fear the weather now. Basically, that it will overflow our river.

asteroid

People do worry. Hey, an asteroid could hit the earth soon. Well, we do hope that is not so. After all, we would like to enjoy life some. Basically, that would make things a lot worse. Cockroaches would probably survive.

737 max

Extended ban on 737 max. That is what happens when you employ $5 per hour engineers. Also, the programming was sent over seas. Hey, you get that for which you pay. Sadly, execs need for that lesson to sink in.

gold mine

Life is like a gold mine. At first it is so full of big golden nuggets, but later on... those are gone. Yeah, life is usually short on delivery and long on promise.

canines

Yo dog, can you imagine... like a world that is ruled by canines. Well, not a lot of cool cats in that one. Hey, we cannot resist a pun.



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Madonna

Madonna wears a patch over one eye. She is creating a new unique persona. Could be that we will never know the real reason. Yeah, it is an enigma. OK, so she claims to be madame x now. Well, that is what she say - any way.

Technology

Technology depends on digital electronics and also computer power. Think of all the amazing... like multiple core processors. Yeah, these devices are so awesome.

journey

All of us are on a journey. Of the final destination we are not so sure. People hope for heaven and they fear that hell is near.

future

Ah yes, the future is an interesting place to which we go. Maybe, we are not ready to venture forth so soon. That said, here it is.

mountain

Like wow mountains are certainly a mystery to me. Think of them as a riddle that is wrapped up in an enigma.

new spy museum

There is a new spy museum. James Bond would like this one. It is full of gadgets and gizmos. Well, what do we see?

big pharma

Here is the latest on big pharma companies. They are involved in a massive conspiracy. It is to inflate prices. Well, that should indeed surprise no one. After all, we look at health care. Oh yes, the costs keep on going up.

waterfalls

Do like to see waterfalls as they can cheer me up. Sadly, we did not get a lot of rain. Most of it is up north where flooding is common. Hey, we face yet another dry year. That is what we fear my man.

Michael Jackson

Ah yes, more allegations about Michael Jackson arise. This story refuses to go away. I do wonder about what really did occur.

Uber passenger

Here is the latest on the Uber passenger. She was shot by her companion. This really is a scary universe we are in. Do hope that people renounce violence and live in peace. Oh yes, violence is something we should all renounce.

game stop

Danger ahead for the game stop company.  Customers are going online now. They do get digital downloads instead of physical boxed games. Retail stores are getting crushed as mall traffic drops year after year. In fact, you could even say... that it might very soon be um game over.

pizza ovens

Here are the supposed best six pizza ovens. Oh yes, we did say six. Finding a great one... that is not so easy. Still, we do love to eat some amazing pizza. Food is great to making us feel more wow.

dome home

Yo, a dome home is so nice. However, they are not so common. In fact, we can say... that they are quite rare. Let us wonder why this is so. People tend to not like to be different than others in their own group. OK, so this is because they could be seen as "WEIRD" or eerie.

pig

Funny, I would never associate my own restaurant with a pig. Basically that is just me. Still, there are those who do not seem to mind this sort of shall we say - comparison. First off, pigs stink worse than poop. Second, they eat junk that belongs inside of a garbage can. Need we go on?

mansion

I remember seeing an enormous mansion. Oh wow, it was portentous... like it spoke to me in an ominous manner. All of its neighbors were equally massive in size. Behind it was a dock with a boat parked in an awesome scene. Sadly, there was no sunrise view.

climate catastrophe

Sadly, a climate catastrophe is upon us. Experts say that we did pass... the point of no return now. Well, that is sour news.

light

Tell me, what do you see? Often, light can paint a lake or a river. There is so much it does for us. Night is dark and we cannot see more.

Factories

Factories are moving over seas. There are fewer great high paying jobs that are available for us. Please do wake up. Ah yes, it is our economic crisis. Expect it to get even worse soon.

Harvard university

Harvard University is being sued for profiting off the pain... from slave images. Fellows, we are not making this one up. It is like the whole world has gone crazy insane. What do they want any way? Maybe, we should start to pretend that parts of our history never did occur.

wind power

I believe that we need more energy. Yo, we could use um WIND power some. Hey, that would be so max. People should move away... from fossil fuels are those will be gone soon. Expect the future to be quite different than now. Look at all the changes that did occur... for example, in the last 200 years. Back then we used horses and wagons. Mostly, it was in the 1920's when the horse was replaced by the car. Well, we could have a future with self driving vehicles that are electric and most of our energy comes from wind power.

scam

College admissions scam is serious.  There are a lot of big names. Most of these people have a lot of power. It will be interesting to see... like who the fall guy is. Often, we do wonder about what is really going on.

sears

What destroyed sears. It is 50 years on a road to ruin. Oh yes, we did say 50 years. They were once an iconic company. OK, so those great days are over. Basically, we are living in a new era. Call it if you can... the internet age. Old dinosaurs like sears, will probably be extinct soon. All of us need to adapt to changes that occur. Eddie Lampert tried to save sears. I do hope he has success. Sadly, we do not know if what is left of this firm can even survive.

Jobs report

Jobs report is suppose to silence worries on our economy. Frankly, we do not think so. After all, it is a strange world we are in. Hey, we could be moving into a massive recession. That is what happens when you move your industry over seas. Yo, we need to put more industrial machinery in our diet, but what do you see?

rules

Frankly, the rules which pesky politicians use to govern us. Have to do with raising more revenue. Most people will agree. They are not pulled outta thin air.

power

I wonder why people have such a fixation on power. Hey, we need to be more humble, not less so. They say that less is more. Well, we say that less is less and more is more.

science

People believe that a usable time machine would be similar to those seen in science fiction time travel movies. Actually, those films are long on fiction and short on science. Just look at an airplane and you will see that we fly using a jet engine. Fact is, we do not flap our wings. This is something we should indeed keep in mind if we do hope to make some progress.

malls

Oh yes, the malls are taking a beating in our economic nausea. Retailers are closing more stores and people wanna throw up. Fellows, things just keep on goin' max worse. Maybe, you see a light at the end of the tunnel, but to me it seems light an on coming freight train that is barreling toward us.

see us

Friends, how do aliens see us? OK, so this is what I have heard, but we cannot be sure. Basically, it is like a loud raucous carnival with lots of flashing lights and noise. Hey, we do say raucous. Certainly, the opposite would be a peaceful mountain lake that is so serene. Well, we can sure agree. Also, I have heard that we are viewed as being a cold misery. Remember that our planet has a polar ice cap. Let me add, there is a blast of arctic cold air coming.

apple earnings

Expect a decrease in apple earnings. Just how low can it go? Sales of phones might decline year after year. They are simply too expensive. Folks, we are heading into a deep depression or recession. Most people wanna save some coins. Hey, this chaotic event should not even surprise us.

sears

People have been predicting the end of sears. Actually, that has been going on... like so many years. Well, we do say that that fateful day nears. Hey, just open your eyes. Look at all those empty parking spaces. Exactly what does that even tell us.


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dark days

Folks, dark days are ahead for us. Yeah, that is what we see. Just remember to keep both of your eyes open.

rings

I wonder why people wear rings. There after all must be a reason. Well, we are not so use on... like what it is.

panning

Look at this guy. He found a gold nugget while panning. That is luck we tell you. After all, there is a lot of mud in a river.

new sunrise

I love to see a new sunrise. Yeah, it is like the very beginning of a new era. Well, the analog age is no more. Please make way... for the digital era.

Dow

Dow hits the low of the year. 2018 has been a pain. Hey, we will face a lot more economic woe. Expect trouble next year. That is what we fear, as a new recession is so near.

Peacocks

Peacocks are suppose to be proud in some ways. They strut like a land owner. Still, we do admire their own appearance.

Boston

Boston has race issues.  I do hope that things can improve. People need to work together to better our universe.

Artificial intelligence

Artificial intelligence could end traffic jams. Self diving cars are the future for us. Plain and simple, there will be fewer automobile accidents than allowing humans to drive our cars. Hey, the future is so near. Robots could take over... that is what we fear, but let us hope that they continue to require our services. Otherwise, we might serve no purpose.

slaves

Most of are clothes are made by slaves it seems. Most of us would not agree. They would clam that the answer is no. However, we need to know what is going on.

not so smart phones

Actually, not so smart phones are rather dumb in my own opinion. Hey, that is what we can say. Funny how they are so expensive. Still, here we now are.

NYC

NYC is full of crime. People need to exercise more care. Expect to see families moving away. This is what we see.

Fountains

Fountains bring us joy. I do not understand what the reason is. Perhaps, the sound does calm us. Yeah, it is so serene.

Christmas decor

Christmas decor is amazing. Here is some.

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visions

Prophets have some visions. It is of a better future for us. However, that could be many years away. Look at what is going on.

trade war

Stock market plunged for many reasons. Here is just one woe. People do fear a trade war. China is getting mean. Ah yes, there are many other concerns. However, this might indeed be the main one.

worrisome

Plunge in new home sales is worrisome. Friends, we might see a bit of a slow down in our once prosperous economy. Well, we do hope that we do not get a massive recession. Oh yes, things can get even worse.

Oklahoma

Oklahoma has a supreme court case. Perhaps, this will mean amazing changes that are major. Let us hope that we can see um JUSTICE in our supremes.

nagware

I do not enjoy nagware. Those programs can lock up our screens. Also, they keep on asking me for more money. Yeah, so called FREE softwares can be a pain. Please don't get me started on the topic of being annoying. OK, so some believe it is a virus. Well, those are known as rogue programs. My reference is to plain ordinary common nagware.

near an ocean

Most of us enjoy living near an ocean. Ah yes, it is so soothing to hear the crashing of many waves. Do add that we like the salty warm air.

Antarctica

Scientists do tell us that we are losing Antarctica as well as our northern polar ice cap. Frankly, we do not believe everything that we hear from our men in science. Yeah, we remember that at one time, they did tell us about the friendly atom and how we would have in the future some Plutonium powered cars. Oh wow, that is so funny as we do not see any.

global warming

Scientists claim we are having more global warming. Also, that this will lead to stronger storms in coming years. Hey, we are not so sure.

Bicycles

Bicycles are better than walking, but a lot slower than a car. Also, you are all sweaty when you finally arrive. Hey, it is great to have an electric bike as it is the best of both worlds in one piece.

Tesla

Tesla magic is wearing away. Hey, we are talking about the car. Yeah, it is not the man. Strange world we are in.

Facebook

Facebook is on pace... like for the biggest stock loss ever. History is being made right before us. Colleagues, please do open your eyes. People's faith in the stock market is being shattered right now. Well, that should not surprise us in any way. After all, we saw that Facebook was acting as an impromptu censor. Yo, we believe in freedom of expression. Namely, it is not just freedom of the press. Best that we stay aware.

China moves

China moves to support its sputtering economy. They want to restart their engine. Just look at our own anemic economy. Folks, we got a lot of major malls closing down and retail stores boarding up. Expect things to get even worse. After all, it is bad all over. Yeah, we think that the whole world is in an economic crisis. Don't know when we will get out of this sour patch if ever.

grand solar minimum

Fewer sunspots are appearing. Yeah, we got some trouble with our sun. It is headed into a grand solar minimum. Expect to see a mini ice age. Well, that is some sour news. However, we are glad that there is no warming.

strange world

It is certainly a strange world that we are in. Life has so much that is nice. Still, we must indeed push on. Boats are moved by the tides, as well as wind and waves.

Flowers

Flowers bring us joy. That is what we see. After all, they are not here all year. Most pop up in spring. It is a great time for us. Winter is too cold and there is snow. Hey, we do like it, when it is so warm.

Venezuela's inflation

Venezuela has 1 million percent, inflation IMF says. This is scary. It does remind me of weimar germany. Maybe we are wrong. Let us hope so.

Seattle

Seattle bans plastic straws. They say it is bad for our oceans. Birds often eat plastic and it can destroy me. Well, we shall soon see.

Who are we?

Question for you. Who are we? Do not expect an easy answer. Frankly, we are not so sure. People come in all different shapes, colors, and sizes. Admittedly, we might not have a great measure... to tell what a human being is.

caught on camera

He was caught on camera. A worker pumps slurry into the Chicago river. Maybe it was not sediment, but rather instead some sewage. Yeah, that is so worrisome. Do wish we had some pics. Let us continue to carry cameras.

IHOP

IHOP is no more. Ah yes, ihob is the new name. International house of burgers (EEK) will still sell pancakes, but we feel sad over our company. Why destroy your identity to promote a new menu? Frankly, it makes zero sense. People have indeed told me that using common sense is rare. Certainly, it is not so common. Let that be a lesson to all of us.

1703 AD

1703 AD is when England was struck by its worst storm ever. Well, in recorded history anyway. This period is often called the mini ice age. Yeah, there was a lot of ice. Certainly, that is not so nice. Still, the people did have some perseverance. Bro, we must carry on.

TIME

I've said it often and I say it again. TIME is not a friend, but an enemy. Look at all it takes away. Yeah, we are talking about our looks and our energy. Instead, we are left with a burnt out shell for our body all because of a-damned and eve. Sadly, they ate of the tree of knowledge of good and evil, but if they had eaten of the tree of life, they would be alive - right now.

Bit coin

Bit coin is amazing. People were predicting it would go up. However, it continues to fall some more. Yeah, that should never surprise us. Get rich click is not a valid scenario. I do not trust the bit coin.

salad emoji

Here is very important news - NOT!

Google changes the salad emoji. They did remove an egg. OK, so this move is to be friendly to vegans. Hey, we see that vegetarians can eat eggs. However, that is not the case in vegans. After all, they cannot use any animal products or services.

blue

Yo, we wonder if this fish ever feels a bit blue? That is a joke of course. Still, all tones do have an effect on us. Hey, it is best that we are surrounded by colors that are warm. Maybe that is our case. OK, so as for me... there are times that I like colors that make me feel so cool and calm and serene.

old age

Most of us do not want to become old and want to stay forever young. Well, that is not how we play our game. Oh yes, old age creeps up on us. It is as silent as the green moss grows. However, it does rob us of our energy. After a while, all that is left is a mere shell of a man.

all in the cards

They say it is all in the cards, and this might be so. However, we are not so sure. Why is there a red card and a yellow card, but no orange? Strange world we are in.