global warming

Scientists claim we are having more global warming. Also, that this will lead to stronger storms in coming years. Hey, we are not so sure.

Bicycles

Bicycles are better than walking, but a lot slower than a car. Also, you are all sweaty when you finally arrive. Hey, it is great to have an electric bike as it is the best of both worlds in one piece.

Tesla

Tesla magic is wearing away. Hey, we are talking about the car. Yeah, it is not the man. Strange world we are in.

Facebook

Facebook is on pace... like for the biggest stock loss ever. History is being made right before us. Colleagues, please do open your eyes. People's faith in the stock market is being shattered right now. Well, that should not surprise us in any way. After all, we saw that Facebook was acting as an impromptu censor. Yo, we believe in freedom of expression. Namely, it is not just freedom of the press. Best that we stay aware.

China moves

China moves to support its sputtering economy. They want to restart their engine. Just look at our own anemic economy. Folks, we got a lot of major malls closing down and retail stores boarding up. Expect things to get even worse. After all, it is bad all over. Yeah, we think that the whole world is in an economic crisis. Don't know when we will get out of this sour patch if ever.

grand solar minimum

Fewer sunspots are appearing. Yeah, we got some trouble with our sun. It is headed into a grand solar minimum. Expect to see a mini ice age. Well, that is some sour news. However, we are glad that there is no warming.

strange world

It is certainly a strange world that we are in. Life has so much that is nice. Still, we must indeed push on. Boats are moved by the tides, as well as wind and waves.

Flowers

Flowers bring us joy. That is what we see. After all, they are not here all year. Most pop up in spring. It is a great time for us. Winter is too cold and there is snow. Hey, we do like it, when it is so warm.

Venezuela's inflation

Venezuela has 1 million percent, inflation IMF says. This is scary. It does remind me of weimar germany. Maybe we are wrong. Let us hope so.

Seattle

Seattle bans plastic straws. They say it is bad for our oceans. Birds often eat plastic and it can destroy me. Well, we shall soon see.

Who are we?

Question for you. Who are we? Do not expect an easy answer. Frankly, we are not so sure. People come in all different shapes, colors, and sizes. Admittedly, we might not have a great measure... to tell what a human being is.

caught on camera

He was caught on camera. A worker pumps slurry into the Chicago river. Maybe it was not sediment, but rather instead some sewage. Yeah, that is so worrisome. Do wish we had some pics. Let us continue to carry cameras.

IHOP

IHOP is no more. Ah yes, ihob is the new name. International house of burgers (EEK) will still sell pancakes, but we feel sad over our company. Why destroy your identity to promote a new menu? Frankly, it makes zero sense. People have indeed told me that using common sense is rare. Certainly, it is not so common. Let that be a lesson to all of us.

1703 AD

1703 AD is when England was struck by its worst storm ever. Well, in recorded history anyway. This period is often called the mini ice age. Yeah, there was a lot of ice. Certainly, that is not so nice. Still, the people did have some perseverance. Bro, we must carry on.

TIME

I've said it often and I say it again. TIME is not a friend, but an enemy. Look at all it takes away. Yeah, we are talking about our looks and our energy. Instead, we are left with a burnt out shell for our body all because of a-damned and eve. Sadly, they ate of the tree of knowledge of good and evil, but if they had eaten of the tree of life, they would be alive - right now.

Bit coin

Bit coin is amazing. People were predicting it would go up. However, it continues to fall some more. Yeah, that should never surprise us. Get rich click is not a valid scenario. I do not trust the bit coin.

salad emoji

Here is very important news - NOT!

Google changes the salad emoji. They did remove an egg. OK, so this move is to be friendly to vegans. Hey, we see that vegetarians can eat eggs. However, that is not the case in vegans. After all, they cannot use any animal products or services.

blue

Yo, we wonder if this fish ever feels a bit blue? That is a joke of course. Still, all tones do have an effect on us. Hey, it is best that we are surrounded by colors that are warm. Maybe that is our case. OK, so as for me... there are times that I like colors that make me feel so cool and calm and serene.

old age

Most of us do not want to become old and want to stay forever young. Well, that is not how we play our game. Oh yes, old age creeps up on us. It is as silent as the green moss grows. However, it does rob us of our energy. After a while, all that is left is a mere shell of a man.

all in the cards

They say it is all in the cards, and this might be so. However, we are not so sure. Why is there a red card and a yellow card, but no orange? Strange world we are in.